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[Apr. 5th, 2007|12:38 am] |
It happened. AGAIN. Mansex's portalling spree has landed us on a new world and it's dark and scary and creepy little things that jump out and try to scare the crayons out of everyone.
The others must have landed somewhere else, because I was the only one to wake up in the courtyard with the funny green well and that weird vent that puffs green smoke and... I really have to keep away from those pumpkins.
Hope Roxas is okay. The others too.
Larxene and Saix are still on the prowl and there's no telling when he or she might come sweeping out from under a carpet to eat my face.... or or oror Xemnas might try to put me on his shoulders again and we'll both get run over by giant bat-faced banshee women that look like the femnazi and and...
Don't like this place. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2006|01:03 am] |
Roxas and Axel are thoroughly drunk and the only sober ones are me and Pence, who insists on assembling a crew of pirates. The four of us are apparently the selected crew plus Marluxia who seems to find the entire situation far too amusing to stay out of it.
(I keep imagining he'll grab me and put me in another white room for another year...)
And now that we've all left the bar, we're likely headed towards the docks to commandeer a ship. I'm ashamed to admit I'm secretly excited.
... it's really hard not to get into the spirit...
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( ... Kairi managed to get a hold of me sometime ago and dolled me up... ) |
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[Sep. 28th, 2006|02:19 am] |
Number of times Nami's life has been threatened thus far:
1. Drunken Xemnas Tram incident
2. Kunai Dodging in Tortugan bar
3. One-Wing'd Swordsman Dodging in same bar
(though the inebriated swordsman was yelling at Roxas about clouds and something or others, and Axel seemed to solve that problem by swiftly closing a door in his face)
... list to be updated as needed... |
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[Sep. 13th, 2006|10:43 pm] |
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Oh, this is unbelievable... We can hardly go anywhere without trouble snapping at our heels. Is this what it's like to be in the company of nobodies outside of Castle Oblivion? Does chaos really follow them so completely wherever they go?
Because if the answer is yes, I can see why I'm now in a cramped little bar, being chased by a burly (and very hairy) man I can only liken to an ape. We've been mistaken for friends of someone who caused trouble here before we came(Is it actually possible to swing a sword that long in a place this size? And is it really possible for bangs to be that pointy?)
Better to be hiding in a rowdy bar than to be mauled by Larxene, I guess...
Although this really isn't much better... |
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[Aug. 30th, 2006|01:06 pm] |
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The Organization members have found us!
Just when we were about to get the sea-salt ice cream we wanted, we were interrupted (And I really wanted, to finally try it too; You can only eat so much of Diz's Tuna Surprise and spinnach salad before you want something sweet... Bleugh.)
A portal had opened up on the other side of the Starbucks and a squeaky toy came flying out of it straight at me. I caught it, but that's when I realized I'd seen those bite marks before. I managed to get rid of it just before Sai'X came crashing through the portal after it. (The man's always been mad for squeaky toys; they serve as a kind of stress relief when Xemnas forbids him from chewing on anything and everything).
Next thing I know, Larxene comes out of the portal looking furiously angry and I've got a sinking feeling that Axel and I are going to be the first ones she goes after.
... Oh...
To make matters worse, Xemnas is still drunk and he's been portaling us around in random locations, and the whole lot of us have ended up at Port Royale. Before it was just me, Roxas, Axel and Demyx at Twilight Town. Now Sora, Kairi and Riku are here where with us in Port Royale, but Larxene, Saix, and the rest of the Organization have arrived here as well.
Axel used to say that the entire world was a stage and we were just the actors in it. Well all them have been crammed onto one stage and no one wants to share the spotlight. This can't end well at all. |
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[Aug. 21st, 2006|12:22 pm] |
Mansex put me up on his shoulders and nearly got us both run over by the Tram. (He's drunk out of his mind) At least he's finally put me down and passed out. Beautiful, beautiful ground, how I've missed you.
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I swear, one of these days I'm going to warp Larxene's memories so bad she'll be convinced she's a smurf. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2006|01:53 am] |
Roxas's 'old friend' Pence has generously decided to show us around town, and our first stop was supposed to be Starbucks where they sold the infamous Sea-Salt Ice cream. I'd been digging around in my pocket for some munny, when suddenly Mans... (oop! Force of habit) I mean Xemnas fell out of the sky and used Roxas & Axel as a landing pad.
Someone must have really messed the man up in the head, because he doesn't seem to be all there. In fact, he could barely maintain a proper train of thought, let alone maintain his balance. He even tried to introduce himself to me, as if we've never met before in our lives. He's always seems so composed (and malevolent) before, but now he just seems...
... heaven forbid I say this, but... friendly?
I must be going crazy... |
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[Aug. 10th, 2006|09:39 pm] |
We emerged in Twilight town in the middle of the crowd and Axel's been spotted by Pence as the 'guy who dragged away kairi.' First five minutes in Twilight Town and already we're ruffling local feathers. And the black coats are doing nothing for our 'stay low' policy.
... but now that I'm free to do what I like... I've always wanted to try that skateboard that's been mysteriously following us around wherever we go. It's almost kind of creepy...
( On a side note, Roxas, Demyx and Axel took me raving... ) |
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[Aug. 8th, 2006|06:24 pm] |
Riku has shown an inordinate amount of hostility, and while I can't help but feel irritated at his indirect accusations... I still understand that he does have some logical arguments.
The nobodies have brought nothing but misery and chaos into the lives of Kairi, Riku and Sora, so they have no reason to believe that we'll do so otherwise now that we're back. He's an intelligent young man and he's had personal experience with the darkness. Because of that, he's completely justified in being wary of it.
... it was still mean though, and if Axel stepped forward and got in his face, I wouldn't be in a hurry to stop him. Lucky Demyx is more of a pacifist or we'd really fight in Kairi's home. Just what we need- we'd have to buy Kairi an entirely new house for compensation.
At least Roxas saved me from a very awkward situation and 'invited' me along with him as he started to leave. Now it's necessary that I have to buy him some ice cream to thank him. I wonder if Roxas's favorite ice cream is still Sea-Salt...
( Quiz'd... ) |
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[Aug. 5th, 2006|09:51 pm] |
Hmm... Kairi seems to be onto something... Thought I might try my hand at that little meme she pulled up on her journal as well.
Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
( See doujinwave's results. ) |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2006|08:01 pm] |
Something seems to be wrong with the order of the worlds because Kairi and I are separated again. Many of us nobodies have been restored and that can only mean trouble. Three of them have already come to Destiny Islands searching for answers, but I'm afraid none of us have any...
(Oh... oh I've gotten into a bit of trouble. Zexion seems to have discovered my collection of doujinshi and alerted Roxas to its existence, though only vaguely. I hope I can convince Roxas and Axel that it doesn't exist at least long enough for me to retrieve them from his clutches.
He really is an evil scientist.)
I also seemed to have angered my other (I need to apologize). Soon after being visited by Axel, Demyx and Roxas, one of them made mincemeat out of the dryer. We came upstairs after the explosion to find many of Kairi's belongings engulged in flames. I reacted and sent the flaming garments, curtains and assorted objects into the dark void and to who knows where.
Hopefully no one's going to be under whatever location I've sent the fiery curtains to, lest they become another casualty of Axel's flames. |
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